tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2216178856677207859.post5902940292820327872..comments2023-10-14T11:05:04.581-04:00Comments on Capitol Cougar: Bruised But Not BrokenSally Wildehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14818000777385527996noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2216178856677207859.post-2898035102861656392007-12-03T19:21:00.000-05:002007-12-03T19:21:00.000-05:00First batter . . . *******Twas the night before Ch...First batter . . . <BR/>*******<BR/>Twas the night before Christmas<BR/>and up at the Pole<BR/>Santa’s not ready<BR/>he’s stuck on the bowl<BR/>Mrs. Claus cried out, ‘Papa,<BR/>you’re going to be late’<BR/>‘Well it’s something you cooked,’ he said<BR/>‘something I ate’<BR/><BR/>And out at the sleigh<BR/>the elves piled on the load<BR/>But back in the house<BR/>St. Nick’s on the commode<BR/><BR/>‘And what will I do,’ Nick cried<BR/>‘with all those toys?<BR/>All those poor girls! <BR/>And all those poor boys!’<BR/><BR/>‘Now relax there, Santa,’ Mrs. Claus said<BR/>‘And open your mouth, and tilt back your head’<BR/>And into Nick’s mouth Mrs. Claus stuck a spoon<BR/>of Pepto Bismol for the jolly buffoon<BR/><BR/>‘Now get off the bowl,’ she said ‘Put on your sweater<BR/>Once up in the sleigh, you’ll feel a lot better’<BR/>And for once ol’ Nick listened to what his wife said<BR/>He round up the reindeer and counted their head<BR/>‘On Dasher, On Dancer, oh hell, what’s the use?<BR/>I can’t give out toys when my bowels are so loose!’<BR/><BR/>St. Nick climbed off the sleigh with his face full of gloom<BR/>and went back to the house, can you guess to which room?<BR/><BR/>Back at the sleigh, the elves had to think fast<BR/>If they didn’t save Christmas, it might be their last<BR/>So they all hopped on board and took to the sky<BR/>but before out of earshot they heard Santa cry<BR/>‘Hey, bring toilet paper, this roll’s running light!’<BR/>Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night<BR/><BR/>© John ScheinmanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com