I found the Lifetime Movie Title Generator in my poetic research. Its creators acknowledge that while the machine is inventive, it takes a human mind to come up with something as precious as "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?"
My faves so far are the headline and:
God, Don't Leave Me Paranoid
Maria's Story: A Teacher's Brutal Lover
Brought to Justice: The Dark Bethesda Infidelity
You can choose all kinds of professions and situations, and it generates a Lifetime Movie title for you. I put cousin in there just to make things interesting. Oddly enough, my favorite cousin just called and is coming up for a visit.
He's currently unmarried, but attached, so yeah, leave him alone anyhow!
Somebody stop me:
ReplyDeleteOvercoming My Scurvy: A Promise to My Husband
Lesion in the Night
Love Me, Love My Sore: Mary 's Story
Danielle Steel's Dark Sore
Mary : It's My Scurvy, Damn It
"Cry for My Nauseous Husband," baby. It's a Purging Called Maria.
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