The Unmentionable in Full Pursuit of the Ineffable

My first erotic story won a contest! An "honorable mention," which sort of sounds like that Monopoly card for second prize in a beauty contest (the one that caused that epic Sopranos smackdown). The writing on that site is fantastic, but the editing, oh, baby, haven't had editing like that since I was in MSM, and even then not too often. All praise to the folks at Desdmona.